Nemesis

So, I pull up to pick up Nigel and two of his friends, and I see four people approach the car. One person is obviously in his thirties and drunk. I can tell it's going to go well.

As soon as I pull up he starts ranting about how we're going downtown and how he's going to get us all high. I tell him I'm straightedge and that doesn't really appeal to me. I make a general announcement that there are about a thousand reasons that's not happening and that sixteen are right here, as I put a handgun on my belt and get out of the car. The guy starts telling me that our two options are to let him into my car or he's going to fight all of us and we're all going to go to jail.

I told him that's stupid because no one wants to go to jail but I'm not going fifteen minutes in the opposite direction to drop him off. He starts getting close to nigel and threatens to hit him. I start moving nigel's friends out of the way so I have a clear line of fire. The guy then tells us if we give him five dollars each he'll leave us alone. Nigel's friends walk off and I get Nigel in the front seat. I try to gracefully infourm the man that I won't be taking him, and he tells me he's going to break every window in my car. He then takes several menacing steps towords me and says something about "beating the shit out of you queers."

That was a mistake.

I hit him in the face with a combination of pepper spray and CS teargas. As he stumbled backwards, I came up and kicked him in the ass and then the face. "RUN MOTHERFUCKER." I shouted at him. "DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MORE? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FUCKING MORE." He continued to stumble around. He pulled his sweatshirt hood over his face and tried to stumble back at me, and I punched him in the face. As he staggered back, I rushed in and sprayed more pepper spray under his hood and into his face. I kicked him one more time and he sat down abruptly.

I was a little carried away at this point, got back in my car, and saw him get up and try to stagger back towards us. I gunned the engine and tried to sideswipe him, but he was up on a curb so instead I put on my brights and honked for a minuite, which made him stumble and fall back down. We then drove off.

Twenty minuites later, he and a bunch of cholos in a dodge charger saw us and tried to chase us down. I out-combat-drove them in a 93 geo prism and lost them in about 45 seconds.

And tonight was a good night.